Chris ([info]punkmonk) wrote,
2005-12-07 21:59:00
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I stole [info]onetwothree__go's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I bought porn for [info]_fortissimo (-10 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [info]blondage4life (-5000 points). In April I pushed [info]sillylilmel in the mud (-17 points). Last Saturday I gave [info]give_em_elle a Dutch Oven (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5067 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
punkmonk

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[info]happymrsnowman

December 8 2005, 04:10:12 UTC 6 years ago

You evil sonofabitch!!!

[info]cheerupemojuli

December 8 2005, 23:40:15 UTC 6 years ago

Goodness Chris you've put quite an effort into being a heartless savage this year!

[info]17stepspastmad

December 28 2005, 05:34:36 UTC 6 years ago

hullo thurr

it's jonathan

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